So what do you do during half-term? Are you one of those parents who has everything organised so well that Little Bob or Little Sheila is off to grandma’s before they could say “but Grandma’s blind and in a wheelchair”. Where you would promptly respond by handing them a bag of videos and told to [...]

Scott: If you’ve got a time machine, why don’t you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he’s sitting on the crapper or something?
Dr. Evil: Well it’s true! You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, [...]